Vlad's Secret Soldiers
EVERYTHING ON CARNIVAL IS ALWAYS IN STOCK EVEN IF IT SAYS OUT OF STOCK. WE HAVE MANY OF EACH ITEM! IT MAY NOT BE THE SAME ITEM YOU SEE IN THE PICTURE BUT ALL ITEMS WILL DO THE SAME AS WHAT IS STATED IN THE DESCRIPTION!
I'm sure that you've all seen the news article about the boys whose name is Cullen. They have become quite a pop-culture phenomenon since the making of the movie Twilight based on the novel by Stephanie Myers. I'm not quite sure how they lucked out with the name, but looking at the boys will tell you that they are not your average day human beings. Doctors and researchers have covered up what they have found by saying the boys have a rare genetic disorder known as Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia. The boys avoid sunlight at all costs, because they supposedly cannot sweat. They are pale and they will never have a full set of teeth. Rather, they will have only teeth that are in the shape of sharp, pointed fangs. Their disease? Well, supposedly there have been other cases of it in the past. The irony that these children are called Cullen brought the issue to the forefront of media. The parents of these two children have used their "fifteen minutes" of fame to help raise awareness for the disease, which we fully believe is a false diagnosis, on purpose. It isn't the children's parents fault, either. They have the wool pulled over their eyes just as much of the rest of those who are interested in this phenomenon do. It is a conspiracy ridden withe government stink.
You don't have to believe me if you don't want to, but like I've said before, this so-called rare condition supposedly only existed in a handful of people ever. Then, why have none of them ever come forth? Because most of them have been locked up in Vampire Farms in the extremities of Russia, known as Siberia. the Siberian frontier is one of the loneliest around and be compared to an ice desert. It is the perfect climate for production of vampire life, because there isn't much sunshine, it's always dark and cold, and nobody can notice your business. It is the home to the most notorious vampire farm to exist. The secret is so well-kept that until we recently did our own little research into its existence, we didn't even know about it. It is because the vampires that are farmed here are part of a top-secret Russian experiment, whereby they are going to breed virtually indestructible, immortal, all-powerful vampires, who will fight in a massive world take-over event. Why do you think Vladimir Putin doesn't really care about all the impending sanctions on his country or the fact that the economy in Russian has hit the tank. He is prepping for the future and when he does it will be all-out warfare. Not nuclear or conventional warfare, but Vampire warfare. They will be stronger, faster, and nearly impossible to destruct. They will have the know how of the most powerful sanguine forms, without the need for human blood, as this will have been leeched out of them a long time before the battle begins. They will also be indoctrinated with loyalty to Russian forces before the battle begins. Where are they getting this ability?
Well, I thought you'd never ask? See, our little disease that we talked about isn't actually a disease at all. it's what happens when a vampire decides to go ahead and make babies with a mortal being. The result is called halflings. The halflings still have the vampire DNA, but with more human like characteristics, such as no craving for other human's blood, which works out when you are attempting to fight battles and there is blood everyone. Children such as these have been abducted since the Cold War and taken into Russia in a attempt to master the DNA, which has been more than successful as Vladimir Putin nears the time that he's ready to attack. In the meantime, we sent our own little spies that we have-- ties with the late Bolshevik Revolution. They infiltrated and obtained, coming back to us with several of these pieces. What are they, you ask? They are items that have been infused with the mastery of the Sanguine Vampire DNA. These are the pieces that are used by the watchmen of the Vampire Farms. You can think of it like one of those video games where you have to wait so many hours to build troops. Well, first they had to extract the DNA from the halflings and determine how to make a life form based around this DNA. It took a TON of alchemy magic and sorcery, but it has finally been done. Now, it's just waiting time, until Vlad can release then on the public and these pieces are the pieces that give the watchmen the powers to build more of these vampires.
The important part is that we got these pieces for you. They are like build-a-bears for vampires. You can use this piece to create your own spirit form vampire, which you can give any sanguine power that you want, but will only give you one at a time. For instance, if you want one that will teach you to be sanguine strong, build one for that purpose. If you want one that will give you full sanguine alchemy so you can transform your own mind, then you build one for that. If you want white magic spells, then build one for that. The possibilities are endless as long as you have this piece. You can build an infinite amount of sanguines in spirit form, each that have a power that you are looking for. They will teach it to you, after which you will just automatically assume the power, so it's actually more like a power infusion that a teaching. Either way, you get what I'm trying to say. This is the ultimate do-it-yourself, customizable, I-want-my-vampire to do this or that item, and we only have a limited quantity for the time being. My suggestion is to get one while they are still available. You know what they say, you snooze, you lose!
You will get one shown.
2/10/15
