Chinese Elixir of Life

Not too long ago, in a Western Han Dynasty tomb, archaeologists in China made an amazing discovery.  Two bronze jars were found in the tomb contained what researchers are calling an "elixir of life."  We decided that we should probably be part of the investigation, so Deedee and I took turns channeling ourselves into other people's bodies until we had the answers that were looking for.  The Chinese government will most like patronize the finding of an "immortality" elixir because in modern times people just don't believe in this kind of things.  If the red and the green societies get their hands on the elixir, nobody will ever see it again.  However, I'd invite anybody to drink the elixir.  They'd most likely just die, which would be kind of ironic because it is an elixir of immortality.  Instead, this elixir doesn't work that way.  The elixir is a wash and treatment for jewelry and other items.  We were able to figure this out simply through the psychic energies that emanated from the elixir.  It was easy to make a connection through which we could see back to the making of the elixir by two ancient Han Dynasty sorcerers. 

Anyway, we have soaked this piece in the elixir.  This piece does not grant you immortality, but what it does grant you is a full, long, healthy life.  The magic in this piece gives spiritual healing and often times with spiritual healing comes physical healing.  This healing is what will give your body the energy that it needs to live out your long life.  You will experience youthfulness and vitality.  There will be more bounce in your step and the pains and aches you once experienced will be on their way to eradication while you are on your way to truly live your best life.