Salto Djinn
Regular price
$ 38.00
1.). When ordering new items, shipping will be done in 10 days. We have a ton of new orders coming in and Lindy is working as hard as she can to make sure they are all shipped out on time. Please do not email her asking where your order is. She does the orders in the order that they were received. If you paid, we have your order, we will make sure your stuff gets shipped to you.
2.). For all Carnival of Caveness items aka $38.00 specials-- we have multiples of each item or mulitples can be made. Even if it says out of stock. If you are getting an item that an named entity or spirit conjured into it, the name might change. We will let you know. Also, the item will not look the exact same
3.). We accept many different forms of payment. We accept PayPal. We accept all kinds of different credit cards, through PayPal. We also accept Zelle. It is fast, easy, secure, and they won't sell your information. If you are interested in paying with Zelle, ask your bank or financial institution if that is something that they participate in.
4.). We will be away on investigation beginning in the middle of July. I think it's the 15th, but I'll double check on that. During this time, we will NOT be shipping. We will have NO CELLPHONES, NO EMAIL, AND NOT OTHER WAY FOR YOU TO CONTACT US. If for some reason you have EMERGENCY (and you shouldn't because we won't be shipping) you can contact Steve at hcsteve86@gmail.com. Again, this is for emergencies and ONLY to be used during that time. We will be investigating at a castle in the dungeon. This is why we won't be able to be reached.
2.). For all Carnival of Caveness items aka $38.00 specials-- we have multiples of each item or mulitples can be made. Even if it says out of stock. If you are getting an item that an named entity or spirit conjured into it, the name might change. We will let you know. Also, the item will not look the exact same
3.). We accept many different forms of payment. We accept PayPal. We accept all kinds of different credit cards, through PayPal. We also accept Zelle. It is fast, easy, secure, and they won't sell your information. If you are interested in paying with Zelle, ask your bank or financial institution if that is something that they participate in.
4.). We will be away on investigation beginning in the middle of July. I think it's the 15th, but I'll double check on that. During this time, we will NOT be shipping. We will have NO CELLPHONES, NO EMAIL, AND NOT OTHER WAY FOR YOU TO CONTACT US. If for some reason you have EMERGENCY (and you shouldn't because we won't be shipping) you can contact Steve at hcsteve86@gmail.com. Again, this is for emergencies and ONLY to be used during that time. We will be investigating at a castle in the dungeon. This is why we won't be able to be reached.
The Hotel de Salto is nestled on the edge of a cliff. Directly adjacent to the the hotel is a dramatic waterfall that makes romantic look underrated. Well, it would make romantic look underrated if there was anybody looking at the waterfall, but the Hotel de Salto has been shut down for years now. After the local river became contaminated with industrial waste, the hotel's fortunes changed. It closed for good in the 1990s and by closed I mean to human occupants.
During an investigation into the Salto Hotel, we have discovered that it has become the home to a very enigmatic entity, a very powerful djinn who once served King David. We conjured him into this piece, but to be honest, he was all to willing to go. hanging out in an abandoned hotel for a quarter of century gets to be boring. He's on to his next project and that will be you-- if you buy this item.
With this piece, you summon an entity that we are calling the Salto Djinn with homage to the place where we found it. He will grant your wishes, but for a price. The djinn is a very highly sexual djinn and I know that I've been calling it He, but it's just easier that way. This djinn is actually genderless and will conform to every sexual fantasy. It will give you orgasms that you have never before experienced. As if that wasn't enough, it will repay you by granting you a wish. You will get one wish per sexual encounter, so I'd say your life is going to change for the better. Amazing sex AND unlimited wishes? It hardly seems like a chore.
